Rock a Bye...BUZZARD?

One day when I came home from work I asked the husband how our 2 month old son's day was.  He responded jokingly with, "that buzzard barely slept all day!"  At first I was horrified.  I said, "aww mean!"  But the more I though about it the more I got a good laugh out of that description for a baby.  Hey he's practically bald.  Always hovering around.  Always eating.  Always...there.  I texted my sister what he said and she responded with, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"  Again I laughed.